The Future Junk...and Beyond!

Living in the 21st century is difficult, and often humorous beyond reason. Therefore, The Junk admin need to have this here, so we know the Future Junk to post.
8 sections.
1. Main feature
2. One local occurance/observation
3. Politics
4. A world event....ANY world event.
5. Film analysis
6. Song/Album/Music analysis
7. Literature (original publication or criticism of extant beast)
8. Sports